people are really lovely sometimes :)
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
#wow #fuck is old
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.
I am an adult in two weeks. help. someone should probably be stopping this I’m pretty sure I should not be allowed any responsibility for anything
is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure
your life is worth living even if you’re “not doing anything”
your life is worth living even if you are “letting life pass you by”
your life is worth living even if you stay in bed all day every day watching netflix
you don’t have to be big, beloved, important, beautiful, wealthy or famous
there is dignity in just being
it is ok to be
you merely have to be