antonyjohnston:

kierongillen:

tomewing:

jonic:

Cassetteboy - Cameron’s Conference Rap.

Amazing, and a little depressing because it’s all true.

I was just about to post this.

Cassetteboy has got really, REALLY good at this.

Cassetteboy is my favourite superhero.

This wins.

via  theoriginalyoumightsay  (originally  jonic)
posted 15 hours ago · 1/10/2014 · 987 notes
#'we are selling the nhs' #'i'm not saying it's not funny it is for me I've got lots of money' #it's scarily true

people are really lovely sometimes :)

posted 16 hours ago · 1/10/2014 · 0 notes
#my exciting life #in which I'm stressed and people are understanding #also I just worked out my tumblr password so I can log in places that aren't my computer

  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep
via  kingmycroftholmes  (originally  tennants-hair)
posted 1 day ago · 30/9/2014 · 149,982 notes

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

via  mycabinispressurised  (originally  charlesoberonn)
posted 1 day ago · 30/9/2014 · 113,056 notes

raynrvzjr:

at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.

via  bowieboosh  (originally  spookynrvzjr)
posted 1 day ago · 30/9/2014 · 16,745 notes

I am an adult in two weeks. help. someone should probably be stopping this I’m pretty sure I should not be allowed any responsibility for anything

posted 1 day ago · 30/9/2014 · 0 notes
#my exciting life #in which #ahh

morganoperandi:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

My wife is a physical therapist.  She started tearing up when I showed this to her.

via  01012012  (originally  allthebeautifulthings9828)
posted 1 day ago · 30/9/2014 · 112,450 notes

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

via  elvendorkinfinity  (originally  captainlitebrite)
posted 4 days ago · 28/9/2014 · 388,563 notes

partybottom:

your life is worth living even if you’re “not doing anything”

your life is worth living even if you are “letting life pass you by”

your life is worth living even if you stay in bed all day every day watching netflix

you don’t have to be big, beloved, important, beautiful, wealthy or famous

there is dignity in just being

it is ok to be

you merely have to be

via  unironicallyardentnerd  (originally  partybottom)
posted 4 days ago · 28/9/2014 · 61,604 notes

lipsofevil123:

British politics summed up

lipsofevil123:

British politics summed up

via  fuckyesbritishhistory  (originally  lipsofevil123)
posted 4 days ago · 28/9/2014 · 803 notes